Using deadpan humor to wed geopolitical subtexts to hard-boiled narratives, Robert Holiday is considered one of the best shadow-puppeteers working today. He is also an accomplished clam shucker, starring as “Bob six-fingers” in eleven episodes of AMC’S highly acclaimed reality television show SHUCK DYNASTY. Staying ahead of the curve artistically, and remaining sane under the immense pressure of stardom has eluded Holiday as he is a frequent in-patient at Marv's in-n-out for the criminally untidy.

All seriousness aside...

I don't get any swag for my reviews (yet).
So my opinions are sincere (for now).