Using deadpan humor to wed geopolitical subtexts to hard-boiled narratives, Robert Holiday is considered one of the best shadow-puppeteers working today. He is also an accomplished clam shucker, starring as “Bob six-fingers” in eleven episodes of HFC’S highly acclaimed reality television show Shuckmania. Staying ahead of the curve artistically, and remaining sane under the immense pressure of stardom. Holiday is a frequent in-patient at Marv's Drive Thru for the criminally untidy. He's on a first name basis with the harbinger of doom and if you're nice he'll save a seat for you on the last train out.

All seriousness aside...

I don't get any swag for my reviews (yet).
So my opinions are sincere (for now).