Cheap Guys' Creed

We are cheap we are not rude.
If you decide you want to eat out - food servers get a 15-20% tip.
We are cheap we are not dishonest.
The towels belong to the hotels.
We are cheap we are not stupid.
We do not drive 15 miles away to save $.03 cents a gallon.
We are cheap but we are healthy.
Kraft Dinner and chili, Spam and Top Ramen - while delicious - are not singularly part of a balanced diet. Eat Healthy.